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grippedbydestiel:

ourlovelyloki-rp-and-ask:

miss-out-of-my-way:

yesiamthehumantardis:

hoping-it-meant-more:

lunalove25:

heroceaneye:

I am weirdly attracted to older guys.

And by older guys I mean 50+

I mean.

WHAT (50+)

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THE (200+)

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HELL (300+)

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?????

OLD IS BETTER LET’S JUST ALL ACCEPT IT AND CONTINUE OUR FLAILING

Everything gets finer with age

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900+ (just saying)

*Reblogs again shamelessly*

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1000+ (and a little shitty just for good measure)

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350 million +

  • pirate guy:

    captain, we've finally secured the enemy ship and captured their captain

  • pirate captain guy:

    arrrr, good. get him to show us his booty

  • pirate guy:

    uh.. that-that's kind of inappropriate captain

  • pirate captain guy:

    arrr! I meant get him to show us his treasure!

  • pirate guy:

    erm...

  • pirate captain guy:

    his doubloons! I want to see his doubloons!

  • pirate guy:

    captain...

  • pirate captain guy:

    great seed of neptune, how many euphemisms for the male body are there???

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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